FAKIN SHARRAP WILL EW!

Heeeyyyy bro's & hoes..

GUESS WHAT... i went on my first Astroid Boys tour on Friday, im officially a groupie/roadie.

it feels great & if im completely honest i had a fab night, i met a few new people who are actually fucking great people like!

Made me open my eyes & realize what kind of actual shitters & absolute wankers i spend most of my time with

also made me realize how much dollar ive fucking wasted being out with gobshites full of attitude walking around like their shit don't stink!

ANYWHO enough ranting lets get down to the dirt..

PLACE: SWANSEA

CLUB: VIBE [furrkin heavy club mate]

VEHICLE: TRANSIT VAN called BETTY

DRIVER: BEATBOX MAJOR

PASSENGERS: WANKERS LIKE:-

• HOPE ROSE [full time cunt, part time diva]
• BENJI [banana disguised as a human]
• JOHN [man of few words, good shoes & cold toes]
• SAM [guy who wanted to nail johns girlfriend]
• ELLIS [freddie off skins looking dude, cooler than slice cucumber]
• MAJIC [beatboxxer in progress]
• CHRIS [guy with a half chink unborn child]
• THE FUCKING GUY WHO I FORGOT HIS NAME [he was a great guy]

WEATHER:...

Imagine how Jack felt after the big mighty Titanic ship sank into the freezing, homicidal deep blue, when hes grasping onto dear life fighting hyperthermia & other shit cold illness' & the slut Rose slept all the way through it...

THATS HOW I FUCKING FELT SO PLEASE DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE WEATHER.

ATTIRE: Shorts, fishnets, vest top & bandana - looking like some gully furkin latina prositute on smack...

THE ACTUAL SHOW: Brilliant, Phil & Benj put on a fucking brilliant show, i wasnt in the best of states but they did SMASH IT!

DJ COMFORT: THE DON OF DJ's fair play to him, every tune was a banger i want to squish his face.

KLASHNEKOFF: 5ft1 Prick, good show but a fucking prick like.

JOURNEY HOME: HELL, window decided to do a vanishing act whilst we were doing 100 down the M4 at half 4 in the morning at -600000 degrees like.

OVER ALL: FAB NIGHT

Met some good people

LESSON LEART: over the past 3 years ive been around the WRONG kind of people, who like to walk around like there shit don't stink with some next attitude like the world owes you something...

Spent too much dollar on drama filled nights, fuck tha

ALL YOU CUNTS, DO ONE!

id rather wax the inside of my vagina flap that be around any cunts for anyother day.

Thats me done kids, couldnt be bothered writing to much as my hands are hurting for excessive amounts of wank action xxx

Meet Julia...

Heeeyy my imaginary friends...

Introducing Cardiff's best dresses female, she actually has soo much potiential of being the diff's most stylish, im going to make her a certificate & post a picture when i finish.

She eats, breathes, sleeps, shits & possibly vomits everything fashion, i can imagine her vomit being colour coordinated, thats how dope she is...

She intimidates me when it comes to her dress sense i secretly want to rob every item of clothing she has.

She's Ukrainian & she slightly looks alot like Ellie Goulding with her lushes Blonde Locks...

Forgot to say shes an amazing photographer who will defo be helping me with my makeup portfolio very soon :)

Anything you need to know about Style, Trends, FASHION & photography stuff.. HIT HER UP & make sure you follow her, if you dont your obviously some kind of cunt.

Спасибі й на добраніч!

aw yeah, her names Julia by the way... that might help

& this is her blog here ---> Click me godammmnit! 

Ain't she puuurrdy!

now VOGUE...

Just thought id post up some of my work ive done as im bored & ideally this is why im on here to promote myself... silly me.

Anabelle & Taylah

 Again

 Annaleise, studying to be a makeup artist but has so much model potential

 A&T

 & Again

 Taylah

 Taylah

 Me being a bitch

Anywho, if any modeling agencies happen to glance upon this lonely little blog, holla & il give you the models numbers, don't be pissed when someone else nabs them before you do!

some dirrrttyyy dub like...

Listen to this..

If you dont like it, obvious your some kind of cunt.. if you do great,

its amazing to zone out to, introduced to to be by the one & only Kim Shepherd, my vagina is actually hungry for her, shes so scrummy...

but yes she introduced me to it... when im zoning all i can think of is a some kinda ninja fighting movie with samuri swords & matrix gravity defying stunts.

Ive done about 3000 design sheets with some amazing & slightly fucked up ideas on them because of this song...

INSPIRATION IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.

This is Kim btw, shes strange like me...

I have some cool & clever friends, better than yours.

Hi..

If you don't know who they are already, YOUR LATE.

these are my friends believe it or not... Ones called Benji & the others called Phil [might know him as Traxx]

They are 'THE ASTROID BOYS'

They're almost as cool as me, getting there boys.

They're up & coming artists from the ever so shallow DIFF [could be worse, they could be from Newport like]

But yeah Good Music, Swag tighter than anal... Its all good...

Check this out

FUCK MIKE LOWERY

Don't Hate APPRECIATE.

it has to be HAUTE.

So lately in college, we've been looking at high fashion makeup & of course it would be ungodly not to use the most common yet unmistakably talented Mr Alexander McQueen as N° 1 inspiration...
Ideally before i die i must own a piece of his work, i will then be complete...

Annnyyywhhoooooo
a long while back now i come across the remarkable shoes called 'McQueenadillo's".. if you havent seen them

1. Your completely LATE.
2. Your oblivious to the fashion world.
3. You should just piss off.

Most people know them as those weird looking shoes Lady Gaga struts around in, in Bad Romance...

AREN'T THEY AMAZING?!?!

Ideally anyone who cared about my well being & realized that i could actually die tomorrow would defo get me a pair...

Here's some more Alexander McQueen shit... Enjoy babies & gaybies

& This is my interpretation of an Alexander McQueen Catwalk Makeup

2011

New year, new blog.. same old shit from the same old Hope you love to hate.

What pop peeps, hope you all had a cracking new year ANAT.

My plans flopped & i ended up in a house party 4 doors down from my house with complete randomers & two of my oldest & dearest, [Phil & Yellow Banana Benji Boobs] drinking straight Disaronno out of a powershade flask, great way to end a rather shit new year...

NEGATIVES SO FAR: Yesterday i broke a mirror which is shit, i'm back in college & has a SHIT load of coursework to do & im behind schedual when it comes to the old vajazzle so ive had to shave 'ITCHINELL'

POSITIVES SO FAR: i actually have a source of income, a stable one, still skint as FOCK but i have an income, ive booked my holiday back to Ayia Napa with the guruls, Im not as fat as i was last year & ive started back gyming it.  GREAT TIMES AHEAD.

LIVE FAST, DIE LATER BITCHES.