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FUCCKKKING AWSOME.

Fucking June BITCHES!

YO!

sorry i've neglected again...
i've been busy/lazy once again!
so what pop.
MAY WAS A BUSY MONTH.

• I lost half a stone then put it straight back on the day i found out
• I turned 20 [eyaak!]
• I got a new job [in april but i properly started in May]
• I met Skream for the first time

Before i forget

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKREAMOS!

we love you bare like...

yeah soo May was one busy motherfucker.

JUNE.

7 weeks til Ayia Napa
Its Kyle Donnelly' & Gracie Bostons birthday today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYLE & GRACE!

i'm all excited because im about to get my vag waxxed, nails & hair done
for Rev's which i can't get into usually because im fucking banned

LOL

epic times ey.

Anywhooo thats all, boring little shithouse post
but i had nothing to say really
Ciao!

So we're still here then?

So the world was gunna end today if i remember correctly?
before 9:30am?
well its 10:07 right now
well was 10:07, i havent figured out how to freeze time yet but im sure til will come to me...
but yeah.

So this doesn''t interrupt the fact that i'm turn 20 in 2 days.
how crude.
20 is waste of time.
infact 20 should be taken out of the age number so you have to years of being 19

not blocking out on your date of birth, you will still accumulate gifts & money...
& hop straight to 21 where the important shit is!

Don't forget
FWD>>RINSE on the 29th
with:
JOKER
PLASTICIAN
D DOUBLE E
P MONEY

BOK BOK

N-TYPE

etc...

Tickets are £14
I HAVE THEM
HOLLA!

For what it's worth...

LISTEN.
browsing or 'surfing' the internet as you do looking at some deadout tattoo designs,
i come across my M.A.C friend's website.
Little known fact, or maybe little known to me i dunno im backwards.. but,
VICTORIA FOX

this lady

i know shes amazing.

is multi talented!
Not only can she give you the best makeover Cardiff have ever seen
but she's a brilliant illustrator with her own distinctive, funky style!

ive been itching to get a pin up done for a while now,
but the thought of a real looking pin up made me feel abit iffy as its quite boring
but then i saw our Victoria's work and was blown away!

Now she's going to design one for me that is me with my tatts, bandana & everything
cannot WAIT!

Check out her website please!
its worth it if your a tatt lover like myself.

Click underneath

FOX TOONS BY VICTORIA FOX

Enjoy

LOVE x

En Chante Doughboy & OMG...

Yaaaaw.
what pop peepths.
Yes my blog has a new look, Yes my backgrounds a dildo.
but its pink & pretty so stop hating.

Anywhooooo.
ICE CUBE BABY.
coming to the good old diff to lay some dirty south central crenshaw attitude on our arses.
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
but never mind that.
Have you seen his babies?

 

OMG [no pun intended]
but it was a jizz bomb waiting to vigorously explode all up the walls
CLEAN UP ON ISLE 3!

i was watching some footage from the BET awards 2010 & come across the cypher
featuring Rev Run, Ice Cube Beebeh, Diggy, Jojo, OMG & Doughboy.
if you live under a rock & have no idea who im talking about i shall explain.
Diggy & Jojo are Rev Runs kids
OMG & Doughboy are Ice Cubes kids!

If he brings his babies on tour with him, lets just say when my babies born they won't know who to call dad or uncle.. EITHER OR ting yaasssimmmeeee

One can go in & around my mouth, the other well...
lets no get too graphic.

Anywhooooo
Il leave you jizzing with the cyper video.
& remember

'FAT BITCHES NEED LOVE TOO CRAIG!'

If you know me, you will understand.

Hope Rose.

19 but look about 21
straight as a spirit level yet rumored a lesbian.
tattoo's everywhere

lily white with naps.

Adam the Bomb.

''Pyscho bitch'

iPhone

Dubstep.

double couvoisier & coke please love.

kurt geiger

lazy & fat

maaassssive jugs.

love of my life's a homosexual.

i liiiive for jersey shore

free lance makeup artist

always hungry

always hungover

broccoli

no class, bare self respect.

cinnamon bagel.

ghetto earrings

peroxide

IKEA.

violet the vagina.

BAKING

cardiff arts institute

the astroid boys.

groupie bitch

emma walters.

MAC face & body

LONDON.

vans.

family guy.

16 bulbs around my mirror.

CB4

FAT BITCHES NEED LOVE TO CRAIG.

Nandy.

constantly have ulcers

poker straight hair.

BRAINJUICE.

orange.

AYIA NAPA.

saltfish fritters.

Ellie goulding.

LS

RINSE.

EVERYBODY GET BACK, THERES GON BE BALL JUICE EVERYWAYUH.

starving.

frilly knickers.

can o full fat coca cola.

SHURRUP MEG.

P Money.

Audi.

ooope & pray.

lion with my blonde mayne

kiss your mother with that mouth?

american apparel

Nando's later?

MAC 188

nutella.
HADOUKEN!

If you know me, you'l understand. :)

It's a PAR.

Heeey bloggies..

Hows everyone doing?
enjoying the sun?

dont answer those questions because i honestly couldnt care less.

 

Whats going on then my darlings got a few things to babble on about...
to be honest im not feeling myself today, my joobies are causing me a mass amount of back pain
so if anyone fancies doing a boob reduction job the good old fashion way
with a meat cleaver, hoover, detol, thread & a needle, feel free if it will cost me nothing.

My vagina is also hemorrhaging uncontrollably as it is that time of month...
basically all of my lady problems are being condensed into one short period of time.
Thankyou god, judgement day, ive got bones to pick!

 

To be honest it's that time of year now
if you look at the averages of each year you will find that around about this time is...
PARRING SEASON.

where people take a mile when your giving them an inch.
where people ask why one to many times.
where people feel the need to stomp on the thin ice.
SHLAP.

fuck off.

So what then?!
Big weekend next week guys, reaaal big

Friday

Ive already discussed BRAINJUICE with you so im not gunna repeat myself because well, theres nothing more annoying than that is there really.

BUT
its pay day

HALLEHLUYAH!

Fuck you 'skint' & your vile ways
parring mee like you can
money has come to the rescue, so fuck off.

Pay day will be a wonderful as i have a few things i wish to purchase on that very day.
These things are:

All dope things if i say so myself

Delia would be so proud.

Saturday
Pub then to paint the town RED!
no not with my vagina you sick bastards.

With Chrissy & Broccoli.

 

Oh yeah!
Ive now got the tickets for Fwd>>Rinse...

If you wanna see cool people in action for example...

THIS GUY

or
THIS GUY

I strongly suggest you attend!
Only £14, you honestly can''t go wrong
P MONEY's there aswell guys!
hopey's gunna juuuuice him loads :)

Anywho imma leave you with a little Kano & Ghetts because i can.

ENJOY
Happy DAYS

Sunny blooooclart Saturdays ena!

Mooorning all...
ive been up since 7 & now im back in bed because im too lazy to be an early bird like.

Tryed to tidy my house & started falling back to sleep, wtf's that about like.
Then due to be being a sleep wanker i slipped in my slippers [Irrronnnic]
& minorly carpet burned my friggin tattoo.

BAKING!
BACK TO BED FOR MARGE NO DOUBT.
 
Sooooo what then!
Despite the grey, miserable, selfish weather today, Lately its been rather splendid right?
Well, basically if your off work Saturday & the weathers banging like last week
For what its worth you should get down to the hall in Llanrumney.
Last week Marvin Heron aka Starvs from down them ways set up his decks on top on the hill
& everyone just went into deep chill mode, playing Grime/Dubstep/Reggae etc...

Unfortunately due to Broccoli & I being LOoOoONG, we ended up arriving at like 6 oclock.

Baking like.

I missed LOCAL tooo grrrr...
but still there were a good few people over there.

It was absolutely packed earlier in the day too!

I ended up getting STEAAAMING & the jokes caught were on the high side of the spectrum
Definately worth popping down if you got fuck all to do like
Gooodd vibes

Only thing is there was no food like.. i know baking
but that can all be changed! :)

Heres the facebook event anyway!

Da Jamdizzzllee BITCH.

Anywhooo il leave ya with some Starvz
Enjoy!

Hello Frrieeennds...

I know i know ive neglected you, ive been busy/lazy again
but i have some shit to talk which is always good i guess.

EVENT'S YOU HAVE TO ATTEND IF YOUR NOT A PRICK.

BRAINJUICE.

Astroid Boys Special

Cardiff Arts Institute.

29th April 2011

'ITS TIME TO GET RAAAWDY!'

it'l be extra sick if you drink lots & take alot of drugs

but then again itl be sick on a sober one so don't worry people.

baare stinking dubstepp WOB WOB WOB WOB

i think Rollo & Comfort are gunna do one of their siccckk b2b sets

its worth going if your not a cunt.

 

 

BEDLAM

Lakota, Bristol

13th May 2011

10 days before my 20th so i expect a few of my friendies to be there
either way whether you come or not im not bothered
i will literally go by myself.

Look at that line up i literally just creamed everywhere.

Its actually gunna be disgusting...
So far Chrissy, Kim, Abbeigh & I are going, getting a hotel, getting complete mutilated
then heading there to skank the night away.
But yeah if you wanna join us holla!

FWD>>RINSE

29th May 2011

Millennium Music Hall

Yes people, new knickers/pants will be needed.
i just jizzed my life away

6 days after my birthday, we shall still be celebrating it fo shooo

Some extra cream for

P MONEY

im so excited my poor little vagina can't bare it!

& joker errghh i can't cope
just fucking be there
Im selling tickets for it so holla at me if you want any like!

Thats all for now folks!

il leave you with my favourite tune at the moment il think you'l all appreciate

WOB WOB WOB WOB WOBB

Evening/Morning Gents...

whichever one you perceive it to be as..i couldnt give a fuck really.

Anywhoo im lying here in bed waiting for the sandman thinking about what to wear on friday to

BRAINJUICE...

Thinking of pulling a nutty one i dunno yet.

Anywhooo just letting you all know, im shottin tickets for

FWD>>RINSE...

on urrmmm the 29th of May which is like 6 days after my 20th birthday..

its estimated i will probably still be partying around them times deh so yeah wel class it as a biirrffddayy ting yasimmee!

Gunnaa be absolutely fucking mud!

JOKERS there, i love joker, i want his babies & everything, never know but hey wishful thinking.

fuck all of that talk... ive been listening to DATSIK all day & one of my all time favourites isss...

GIZMO.

so here we go kids, just for you because im kind & about to doze off listening to it

screw your face & bee a c*nt!

One love

xxx

Whats your Addiction?

Listen to the song whilst looking at the pictures
Intoxicating yet Inspirational...

ARE YOU COMING BACK?!

Dear Blog

Sorry for the straight up AIR ive given lately..

thing is, ive been so busy/lazy, i know, huge oximoron/contradiction but when you think about it...

it works, i was too busy to do a post, then i was to lazy because i have been so busy..

but yeah just letting you know i havent actually died or nothing, i hope you havent given me a funeral

im just being a busy lazy twat.

i will be posting bare today after i finished cleaning the shitter, which is my bedroom.

You may feel abit raped afterwards im not gunna lie so if i were you, id go around the shop...

purchase some ibprofen & fags & get ready for it, il make it as painless & quick as possible.

LOVE xxx

THIS IS THE LIFE...

A rather old song,

first time i heard it was over the xmas period on the Sky Movies advert

and fell in ♥ with it.

By a band called Two Door Cinema Club...

all their shits good, very quirky & happyish.

Even if your not into this you'll like it, its hard not to like!

ENJOY.

Just letting you know

Acting insecure 'do i look good?' waiting for the predictable reply

then contradicting your whole humble approach by upload pictures

of yourself on facebook with the caption 'Swagger', DRAINS me.

You know you think you look good, so stop with the bullshit

Oh & please clarify with me when 'Swag' because a fashion trend.

Since when was 'Swagger' a stripey t, pair of chino's and run down vans?

REALLY?!

Swag it isn't a trend, its a lifestyle & attitude

the clothes simply flow with it.

Wearing the same chino's and run down vans with a different colour top doesn't do justice either

please just go home.

Oh & the whole Socialite attitude pisses me off,

ok your out every night getting glist because you know the manager, bouncer & what not.

YOUR BROKE

dickhead.

until you have the financial figures of a socialite in your account filled with cobwebs 

drop it.

that is all

RANT OVER

thankyou & goodnight.

I ♥ LWP.

Ground Control to Major Tom...

This advert screams everything i love.

its me.

it's Va Va Voom

DITA VON TEASE

yes guys not gunna lie, i creamed everywhere.

MEH!

 

LISTEN TO THIS

IT'S WELL OLD BUT TIMELESS

i love love love love love this

JOKER is a fucking baddersickerguy

 

Follow him on twitter & show him bare love!

JOKER'S TWITTER!

DATSIK DATSIK DATSIK DATSIK DATSIK DATSIK DATSIK DATSIK

CARDIFF C*NTS

DATSIK IS HERE TONIGHT

CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS!

Eeerrrr

Hi guys.. just to let you know its what?... 3:05 on a glorious Sunday morning.

Just went out with the whole work crew for Fiona's birthday...

Ideally i should have went to Bournmouth with the Astroid boys but 

1. I had work &...
2. I need to give it rest...

for my own good like im so tired & drunk all the time, im practically a zomb & because everytime i go anywhere with team astroid, im quite oftenthe only girl so the testosterone levels are baking
thank god i not sexxyy

whatever though...

Tonight ive drank...

half a bottle of Amaretto, Half a bottle of MaliBOOM BOOM, baaaaare JD & abit of voddy...

so yeah, im bare drunk i aint gunna lie...

Went to a club id rather not mention in public, just saying the name makes me feel sticky...

but yeah, on my way out from THE shithole, i jammed my finger in the door

CLEVER CLOGS AIN I!

my finger is now to fat to fit nicely in my vagina & it feels incredibly uncomfortable but on the other hand [no pun intended] atleast il have a dry pair of knick knacks to wake up too...

So im trying to fix my finger with ice from my drink sitting in a gutter on St Mary's street.. CLASSY

and a couple feds walk over like 'You alright love'

i was like ''YEAH IM FINE KMT'.. then the POO-lees officar was like 'obviously not, whats wrong'

so i told him that i have jammed my finger in the door & i couldnt cope...

He had the fucking audasity to say

''DO I LOOK LIKE A DOCTOR''

YOU SILLY CUNT.

there would have been a huge physical & someone would end up in tears.. cunts.

but yeah heres my very broken finger i think... LOL

HA the drunkness of this picture is impeccable.

Flow tighter than a dick in a butt...

Would you like to feed the monkey's?

Would you like to give them food?...

YES I'M WRITING ANOTHER POST ABOUT THE FRIGGIN ASTROID BOYS.

Looooves um don't i...

anywhoo i thought if i'm gunna travel the world with them, i have to support as much as i can like.

plus i loves um.

Anywho check this out,

video's banging.

lyrics are banging.

everythings just fucking banging like...

ENJOY

HAPPY DAYZ!

THE HYPEST HOPE...

MARCH 5th 2011

Scrap any plans you have with lovers, friends or family...

book work off the next day or soilder it like im going to, up to you really..

because on March 5th 2011, it's going to be one night you cannot miss.

If you miss it you must chop off your so called bollox and hand them to be in a sandwich bag.

Ladies, i will personally fuck you up.

Naa listen the point is if your a DUBSTEP, GRIME, ELECTRO, DUB or D&B

you have to come to this event.

on March 5th 2011

a little event is returning to Cardiff to give us one of the best nights of the year

hopefully

the return of...

BEDLAM

as you all probably know i am pissing my pants with excitement.

let me tell you the line up, if you don't jizz in your pants your some sorta c*nt.

HERES THE LINE UP FOR YA 

ARE YOU READY.. GET THE TISSUES READY!

NERO

MS DYNAMITE

TEEMMMPPPPZZZZ

RIGHT LIGHT & DREAD

FOOTSIE

YASMIN

DELTA HEAVY

DABBZ

ORANGE ELVIS

BASON

SHEPPA D

SMOKIN SESSIONS

Siiiiccckkk ini, i can't fucking wait...

Im going with my new raver pal, CHRISTINE

Old school raver pal, MILLIE

& my favourite person ever, KIM!

ive decided to put £5 a day away until the 5th for alcomohol!

Ballin with champers & URRRVVVYTHANGG

Anyway heres some info & how to get tickets & shit

there selling tickets in Catapult in the arcade by excentrix

there £17 which i think is fair like considering

hopefully TEMPZ will done the darnce but not boy off the ting completely.

FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE HERE:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=183583585008416

TICKETS HERE:
http://www.thisisbedlam.co.uk/event.php?eid=40196

HAPPY DAYZ!

ITS TIME TA GET RAAWWDDYYY

Clean up on isle 3...

THE EXCITEMENT IS UNBEARABLE.

When bullet hit where yuh heart beat, blood ah leak pon di concrete...

ARRRGGHHHHH

SYKE.. there not real, there simply works of art performed by MOI

Holla at me Halloween!

Im, im, im DOIN IT AGAIN...

PROMOTION TIME

Heeeyy yal

if you're not a fan of Skepta, hates his guts, wanna make his bone marrow fly into the sky like easy jet?

i suggest you do not read this as im gunna be all over his dick right about now.

anywhoooooo...

SKEPTA'S COMING TO CARDIFF YO!

to do his 'Official' UK tour.

Ooooooooo

now he's a big time celeb he gets to use the words official ini.

but yeah he is coming to show us a good time...

So if you do love him & you would like to see him perform i suggest you keep reading like..

DETAILS

WHEN: 21ST MARCH 2011

WHERE: MILLENNIUM MUSIC HALL

ALONG SIDE: LOGAN SAMA, PLASTICIAN & P MONEY LIVE

TICKETS: CALL 02920 340 737

This event is ticket only, you cannot pay on the door, tickets are selling like hot cakes so get your mits on one asap or you'll miss out

Manchester & Brum have already sold out so my advice is to get one sooonish

 

 

Yeah, his sister Jules sent me about 500000000 flyers to give out & put in chip shops & shit.

if anyone fancies coming to take these off me your more than welcome!

you can also purchase online tickets, just click here

Happy Dayz!

Fanny Tinglin Shit...

Morning gents...

hope your all having a good productive day so far, getting shit done & shit

i'm still lying in bed like the lazy bitch i am with an intense headache, snotty nose & empty belly

FAIL.

Soo you know when your flippin through iTunes and you come across a really, how can i put it?

electro-ee/computerizedish song 

E.g Ellie Gouldings Starry Eyed

& your like wow i wonder what this would sound like acoustic/live?

So i checked my good friend Youtube, they got the links blooooddd

& this is what they gave me,  i can always count on trusty youtube...

WARNING

this video may cause goosebumps/erect nipples/genital discharge & naughty thoughts

ENJOY

My good friend, 188

Hey hungry hipos

hope you've all had a brillianto weekend, i certainly did

il post about my rather fun & ridiculously crazy weekend later one

Lets get down the the dirt.

INTRODUCING: The 188 Brush

This trusty little guy happens to be my best friend at the moment.

About 188:

It is a natural & synthetic blend of fibres, natural being black & synthetic, the white.

It is an applicator brush used for applying face makeup obviously,

LOL well actually no not obviously because once its your brush

you can do wtf you want with it so yeah i take that back.

ANYWHOOO

you can use it for powders, cremes or foundation.

when you look at it, first impressions are, well my first impression was...

'Its abit small for a foundation brush, ineehh'

but now having experience with bare other brushes, ive come to the conclusion

that this brush is actually the don of all brushes.

The reason being is its small & very dense.

The denser & smaller the brush, the better finish you will get.

Its amazing for applying really thick or creamy foundations such as studio sculpt.

wouldn't use it with a lighter, thinner foundation like face & body.

Creates a perfectoooo finish, id also suggest you try a 187 which is like this just bigger

or a personal favourite, 130

This is the 130 Brush

Same idea, just smaller again for more defined, detailed coverage.

Here's a pointless picture of me chewing my 130 brush, just to prove that i actually own one

& i wasn't talking a whole heap of poop about a brush i dont actually have... that would be silly.

 I don't actually have makeup on there btw

Here's me with some on after using the 188 and 130

Happy daayz!

UNDERAGE UNDERATEDD.

Hi bitches...

INTRODUCING: Mr Elliot 'DELL' Brussalis

He's a member of the Astroid boys, produces most of their tunes, his riddims are serious!!

He's Newport based & an overall nice, humble guy...

He produces Dubstep to D&B to Bassline, very very talented kid like...

THIS IS DELL.

Facebook him like... Dell's Facebook...

forgot to mention an essential detail.. the guy is only 15 fucking years of age.

15 like... & he's on par with the most respected & known producers, i reacon anyway like...

ENJOY

FAKIN SHARRAP WILL EW!

Heeeyyyy bro's & hoes..

GUESS WHAT... i went on my first Astroid Boys tour on Friday, im officially a groupie/roadie.

it feels great & if im completely honest i had a fab night, i met a few new people who are actually fucking great people like!

Made me open my eyes & realize what kind of actual shitters & absolute wankers i spend most of my time with

also made me realize how much dollar ive fucking wasted being out with gobshites full of attitude walking around like their shit don't stink!

ANYWHO enough ranting lets get down to the dirt..

PLACE: SWANSEA

CLUB: VIBE [furrkin heavy club mate]

VEHICLE: TRANSIT VAN called BETTY

DRIVER: BEATBOX MAJOR

PASSENGERS: WANKERS LIKE:-

• HOPE ROSE [full time cunt, part time diva]
• BENJI [banana disguised as a human]
• JOHN [man of few words, good shoes & cold toes]
• SAM [guy who wanted to nail johns girlfriend]
• ELLIS [freddie off skins looking dude, cooler than slice cucumber]
• MAJIC [beatboxxer in progress]
• CHRIS [guy with a half chink unborn child]
• THE FUCKING GUY WHO I FORGOT HIS NAME [he was a great guy]

WEATHER:...

Imagine how Jack felt after the big mighty Titanic ship sank into the freezing, homicidal deep blue, when hes grasping onto dear life fighting hyperthermia & other shit cold illness' & the slut Rose slept all the way through it...

THATS HOW I FUCKING FELT SO PLEASE DONT GET ME STARTED ON THE WEATHER.

ATTIRE: Shorts, fishnets, vest top & bandana - looking like some gully furkin latina prositute on smack...

THE ACTUAL SHOW: Brilliant, Phil & Benj put on a fucking brilliant show, i wasnt in the best of states but they did SMASH IT!

DJ COMFORT: THE DON OF DJ's fair play to him, every tune was a banger i want to squish his face.

KLASHNEKOFF: 5ft1 Prick, good show but a fucking prick like.

JOURNEY HOME: HELL, window decided to do a vanishing act whilst we were doing 100 down the M4 at half 4 in the morning at -600000 degrees like.

OVER ALL: FAB NIGHT

Met some good people

LESSON LEART: over the past 3 years ive been around the WRONG kind of people, who like to walk around like there shit don't stink with some next attitude like the world owes you something...

Spent too much dollar on drama filled nights, fuck tha

ALL YOU CUNTS, DO ONE!

id rather wax the inside of my vagina flap that be around any cunts for anyother day.

Thats me done kids, couldnt be bothered writing to much as my hands are hurting for excessive amounts of wank action xxx

Meet Julia...

Heeeyy my imaginary friends...

Introducing Cardiff's best dresses female, she actually has soo much potiential of being the diff's most stylish, im going to make her a certificate & post a picture when i finish.

She eats, breathes, sleeps, shits & possibly vomits everything fashion, i can imagine her vomit being colour coordinated, thats how dope she is...

She intimidates me when it comes to her dress sense i secretly want to rob every item of clothing she has.

She's Ukrainian & she slightly looks alot like Ellie Goulding with her lushes Blonde Locks...

Forgot to say shes an amazing photographer who will defo be helping me with my makeup portfolio very soon :)

Anything you need to know about Style, Trends, FASHION & photography stuff.. HIT HER UP & make sure you follow her, if you dont your obviously some kind of cunt.

Спасибі й на добраніч!

aw yeah, her names Julia by the way... that might help

& this is her blog here ---> Click me godammmnit! 

Ain't she puuurrdy!

now VOGUE...

Just thought id post up some of my work ive done as im bored & ideally this is why im on here to promote myself... silly me.

Anabelle & Taylah

 Again

 Annaleise, studying to be a makeup artist but has so much model potential

 A&T

 & Again

 Taylah

 Taylah

 Me being a bitch

Anywho, if any modeling agencies happen to glance upon this lonely little blog, holla & il give you the models numbers, don't be pissed when someone else nabs them before you do!

some dirrrttyyy dub like...

Listen to this..

If you dont like it, obvious your some kind of cunt.. if you do great,

its amazing to zone out to, introduced to to be by the one & only Kim Shepherd, my vagina is actually hungry for her, shes so scrummy...

but yes she introduced me to it... when im zoning all i can think of is a some kinda ninja fighting movie with samuri swords & matrix gravity defying stunts.

Ive done about 3000 design sheets with some amazing & slightly fucked up ideas on them because of this song...

INSPIRATION IS A BEAUTIFUL THING.

This is Kim btw, shes strange like me...

I have some cool & clever friends, better than yours.

Hi..

If you don't know who they are already, YOUR LATE.

these are my friends believe it or not... Ones called Benji & the others called Phil [might know him as Traxx]

They are 'THE ASTROID BOYS'

They're almost as cool as me, getting there boys.

They're up & coming artists from the ever so shallow DIFF [could be worse, they could be from Newport like]

But yeah Good Music, Swag tighter than anal... Its all good...

Check this out

FUCK MIKE LOWERY

Don't Hate APPRECIATE.

it has to be HAUTE.

So lately in college, we've been looking at high fashion makeup & of course it would be ungodly not to use the most common yet unmistakably talented Mr Alexander McQueen as N° 1 inspiration...
Ideally before i die i must own a piece of his work, i will then be complete...

Annnyyywhhoooooo
a long while back now i come across the remarkable shoes called 'McQueenadillo's".. if you havent seen them

1. Your completely LATE.
2. Your oblivious to the fashion world.
3. You should just piss off.

Most people know them as those weird looking shoes Lady Gaga struts around in, in Bad Romance...

AREN'T THEY AMAZING?!?!

Ideally anyone who cared about my well being & realized that i could actually die tomorrow would defo get me a pair...

Here's some more Alexander McQueen shit... Enjoy babies & gaybies

& This is my interpretation of an Alexander McQueen Catwalk Makeup