If you know me, you will understand.

Hope Rose.

19 but look about 21
straight as a spirit level yet rumored a lesbian.
tattoo's everywhere

lily white with naps.

Adam the Bomb.

''Pyscho bitch'

iPhone

Dubstep.

double couvoisier & coke please love.

kurt geiger

lazy & fat

maaassssive jugs.

love of my life's a homosexual.

i liiiive for jersey shore

free lance makeup artist

always hungry

always hungover

broccoli

no class, bare self respect.

cinnamon bagel.

ghetto earrings

peroxide

IKEA.

violet the vagina.

BAKING

cardiff arts institute

the astroid boys.

groupie bitch

emma walters.

MAC face & body

LONDON.

vans.

family guy.

16 bulbs around my mirror.

CB4

FAT BITCHES NEED LOVE TO CRAIG.

Nandy.

constantly have ulcers

poker straight hair.

BRAINJUICE.

orange.

AYIA NAPA.

saltfish fritters.

Ellie goulding.

LS

RINSE.

EVERYBODY GET BACK, THERES GON BE BALL JUICE EVERYWAYUH.

starving.

frilly knickers.

can o full fat coca cola.

SHURRUP MEG.

P Money.

Audi.

ooope & pray.

lion with my blonde mayne

kiss your mother with that mouth?

american apparel

Nando's later?

MAC 188

nutella.
HADOUKEN!

If you know me, you'l understand. :)

It's a PAR.

Heeey bloggies..

Hows everyone doing?
enjoying the sun?

dont answer those questions because i honestly couldnt care less.

 

Whats going on then my darlings got a few things to babble on about...
to be honest im not feeling myself today, my joobies are causing me a mass amount of back pain
so if anyone fancies doing a boob reduction job the good old fashion way
with a meat cleaver, hoover, detol, thread & a needle, feel free if it will cost me nothing.

My vagina is also hemorrhaging uncontrollably as it is that time of month...
basically all of my lady problems are being condensed into one short period of time.
Thankyou god, judgement day, ive got bones to pick!

 

To be honest it's that time of year now
if you look at the averages of each year you will find that around about this time is...
PARRING SEASON.

where people take a mile when your giving them an inch.
where people ask why one to many times.
where people feel the need to stomp on the thin ice.
SHLAP.

fuck off.

So what then?!
Big weekend next week guys, reaaal big

Friday

Ive already discussed BRAINJUICE with you so im not gunna repeat myself because well, theres nothing more annoying than that is there really.

BUT
its pay day

HALLEHLUYAH!

Fuck you 'skint' & your vile ways
parring mee like you can
money has come to the rescue, so fuck off.

Pay day will be a wonderful as i have a few things i wish to purchase on that very day.
These things are:

All dope things if i say so myself

Delia would be so proud.

Saturday
Pub then to paint the town RED!
no not with my vagina you sick bastards.

With Chrissy & Broccoli.

 

Oh yeah!
Ive now got the tickets for Fwd>>Rinse...

If you wanna see cool people in action for example...

THIS GUY

or
THIS GUY

I strongly suggest you attend!
Only £14, you honestly can''t go wrong
P MONEY's there aswell guys!
hopey's gunna juuuuice him loads :)

Anywho imma leave you with a little Kano & Ghetts because i can.

ENJOY
Happy DAYS

Sunny blooooclart Saturdays ena!

Mooorning all...
ive been up since 7 & now im back in bed because im too lazy to be an early bird like.

Tryed to tidy my house & started falling back to sleep, wtf's that about like.
Then due to be being a sleep wanker i slipped in my slippers [Irrronnnic]
& minorly carpet burned my friggin tattoo.

BAKING!
BACK TO BED FOR MARGE NO DOUBT.
 
Sooooo what then!
Despite the grey, miserable, selfish weather today, Lately its been rather splendid right?
Well, basically if your off work Saturday & the weathers banging like last week
For what its worth you should get down to the hall in Llanrumney.
Last week Marvin Heron aka Starvs from down them ways set up his decks on top on the hill
& everyone just went into deep chill mode, playing Grime/Dubstep/Reggae etc...

Unfortunately due to Broccoli & I being LOoOoONG, we ended up arriving at like 6 oclock.

Baking like.

I missed LOCAL tooo grrrr...
but still there were a good few people over there.

It was absolutely packed earlier in the day too!

I ended up getting STEAAAMING & the jokes caught were on the high side of the spectrum
Definately worth popping down if you got fuck all to do like
Gooodd vibes

Only thing is there was no food like.. i know baking
but that can all be changed! :)

Heres the facebook event anyway!

Da Jamdizzzllee BITCH.

Anywhooo il leave ya with some Starvz
Enjoy!

Hello Frrieeennds...

I know i know ive neglected you, ive been busy/lazy again
but i have some shit to talk which is always good i guess.

EVENT'S YOU HAVE TO ATTEND IF YOUR NOT A PRICK.

BRAINJUICE.

Astroid Boys Special

Cardiff Arts Institute.

29th April 2011

'ITS TIME TO GET RAAAWDY!'

it'l be extra sick if you drink lots & take alot of drugs

but then again itl be sick on a sober one so don't worry people.

baare stinking dubstepp WOB WOB WOB WOB

i think Rollo & Comfort are gunna do one of their siccckk b2b sets

its worth going if your not a cunt.

 

 

BEDLAM

Lakota, Bristol

13th May 2011

10 days before my 20th so i expect a few of my friendies to be there
either way whether you come or not im not bothered
i will literally go by myself.

Look at that line up i literally just creamed everywhere.

Its actually gunna be disgusting...
So far Chrissy, Kim, Abbeigh & I are going, getting a hotel, getting complete mutilated
then heading there to skank the night away.
But yeah if you wanna join us holla!

FWD>>RINSE

29th May 2011

Millennium Music Hall

Yes people, new knickers/pants will be needed.
i just jizzed my life away

6 days after my birthday, we shall still be celebrating it fo shooo

Some extra cream for

P MONEY

im so excited my poor little vagina can't bare it!

& joker errghh i can't cope
just fucking be there
Im selling tickets for it so holla at me if you want any like!

Thats all for now folks!

il leave you with my favourite tune at the moment il think you'l all appreciate