Just letting you know

Acting insecure 'do i look good?' waiting for the predictable reply

then contradicting your whole humble approach by upload pictures

of yourself on facebook with the caption 'Swagger', DRAINS me.

You know you think you look good, so stop with the bullshit

Oh & please clarify with me when 'Swag' because a fashion trend.

Since when was 'Swagger' a stripey t, pair of chino's and run down vans?

REALLY?!

Swag it isn't a trend, its a lifestyle & attitude

the clothes simply flow with it.

Wearing the same chino's and run down vans with a different colour top doesn't do justice either

please just go home.

Oh & the whole Socialite attitude pisses me off,

ok your out every night getting glist because you know the manager, bouncer & what not.

YOUR BROKE

dickhead.

until you have the financial figures of a socialite in your account filled with cobwebs 

drop it.

that is all

RANT OVER

thankyou & goodnight.

I ♥ LWP.

Ground Control to Major Tom...

This advert screams everything i love.

its me.

it's Va Va Voom

DITA VON TEASE

yes guys not gunna lie, i creamed everywhere.

MEH!

 

LISTEN TO THIS

IT'S WELL OLD BUT TIMELESS

i love love love love love this

JOKER is a fucking baddersickerguy

 

Follow him on twitter & show him bare love!

JOKER'S TWITTER!

DATSIK DATSIK DATSIK DATSIK DATSIK DATSIK DATSIK DATSIK

CARDIFF C*NTS

DATSIK IS HERE TONIGHT

CLICK HERE FOR DETAILS!

Eeerrrr

Hi guys.. just to let you know its what?... 3:05 on a glorious Sunday morning.

Just went out with the whole work crew for Fiona's birthday...

Ideally i should have went to Bournmouth with the Astroid boys but 

1. I had work &...
2. I need to give it rest...

for my own good like im so tired & drunk all the time, im practically a zomb & because everytime i go anywhere with team astroid, im quite oftenthe only girl so the testosterone levels are baking
thank god i not sexxyy

whatever though...

Tonight ive drank...

half a bottle of Amaretto, Half a bottle of MaliBOOM BOOM, baaaaare JD & abit of voddy...

so yeah, im bare drunk i aint gunna lie...

Went to a club id rather not mention in public, just saying the name makes me feel sticky...

but yeah, on my way out from THE shithole, i jammed my finger in the door

CLEVER CLOGS AIN I!

my finger is now to fat to fit nicely in my vagina & it feels incredibly uncomfortable but on the other hand [no pun intended] atleast il have a dry pair of knick knacks to wake up too...

So im trying to fix my finger with ice from my drink sitting in a gutter on St Mary's street.. CLASSY

and a couple feds walk over like 'You alright love'

i was like ''YEAH IM FINE KMT'.. then the POO-lees officar was like 'obviously not, whats wrong'

so i told him that i have jammed my finger in the door & i couldnt cope...

He had the fucking audasity to say

''DO I LOOK LIKE A DOCTOR''

YOU SILLY CUNT.

there would have been a huge physical & someone would end up in tears.. cunts.

but yeah heres my very broken finger i think... LOL

HA the drunkness of this picture is impeccable.

Flow tighter than a dick in a butt...

Would you like to feed the monkey's?

Would you like to give them food?...

YES I'M WRITING ANOTHER POST ABOUT THE FRIGGIN ASTROID BOYS.

Looooves um don't i...

anywhoo i thought if i'm gunna travel the world with them, i have to support as much as i can like.

plus i loves um.

Anywho check this out,

video's banging.

lyrics are banging.

everythings just fucking banging like...

ENJOY

HAPPY DAYZ!

THE HYPEST HOPE...

MARCH 5th 2011

Scrap any plans you have with lovers, friends or family...

book work off the next day or soilder it like im going to, up to you really..

because on March 5th 2011, it's going to be one night you cannot miss.

If you miss it you must chop off your so called bollox and hand them to be in a sandwich bag.

Ladies, i will personally fuck you up.

Naa listen the point is if your a DUBSTEP, GRIME, ELECTRO, DUB or D&B

you have to come to this event.

on March 5th 2011

a little event is returning to Cardiff to give us one of the best nights of the year

hopefully

the return of...

BEDLAM

as you all probably know i am pissing my pants with excitement.

let me tell you the line up, if you don't jizz in your pants your some sorta c*nt.

HERES THE LINE UP FOR YA 

ARE YOU READY.. GET THE TISSUES READY!

NERO

MS DYNAMITE

TEEMMMPPPPZZZZ

RIGHT LIGHT & DREAD

FOOTSIE

YASMIN

DELTA HEAVY

DABBZ

ORANGE ELVIS

BASON

SHEPPA D

SMOKIN SESSIONS

Siiiiccckkk ini, i can't fucking wait...

Im going with my new raver pal, CHRISTINE

Old school raver pal, MILLIE

& my favourite person ever, KIM!

ive decided to put £5 a day away until the 5th for alcomohol!

Ballin with champers & URRRVVVYTHANGG

Anyway heres some info & how to get tickets & shit

there selling tickets in Catapult in the arcade by excentrix

there £17 which i think is fair like considering

hopefully TEMPZ will done the darnce but not boy off the ting completely.

FACEBOOK EVENT PAGE HERE:
http://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=183583585008416

TICKETS HERE:
http://www.thisisbedlam.co.uk/event.php?eid=40196

HAPPY DAYZ!

ITS TIME TA GET RAAWWDDYYY

Clean up on isle 3...

THE EXCITEMENT IS UNBEARABLE.

When bullet hit where yuh heart beat, blood ah leak pon di concrete...

ARRRGGHHHHH

SYKE.. there not real, there simply works of art performed by MOI

Holla at me Halloween!

Im, im, im DOIN IT AGAIN...

PROMOTION TIME

Heeeyy yal

if you're not a fan of Skepta, hates his guts, wanna make his bone marrow fly into the sky like easy jet?

i suggest you do not read this as im gunna be all over his dick right about now.

anywhoooooo...

SKEPTA'S COMING TO CARDIFF YO!

to do his 'Official' UK tour.

Ooooooooo

now he's a big time celeb he gets to use the words official ini.

but yeah he is coming to show us a good time...

So if you do love him & you would like to see him perform i suggest you keep reading like..

DETAILS

WHEN: 21ST MARCH 2011

WHERE: MILLENNIUM MUSIC HALL

ALONG SIDE: LOGAN SAMA, PLASTICIAN & P MONEY LIVE

TICKETS: CALL 02920 340 737

This event is ticket only, you cannot pay on the door, tickets are selling like hot cakes so get your mits on one asap or you'll miss out

Manchester & Brum have already sold out so my advice is to get one sooonish

 

 

Yeah, his sister Jules sent me about 500000000 flyers to give out & put in chip shops & shit.

if anyone fancies coming to take these off me your more than welcome!

you can also purchase online tickets, just click here

Happy Dayz!

Fanny Tinglin Shit...

Morning gents...

hope your all having a good productive day so far, getting shit done & shit

i'm still lying in bed like the lazy bitch i am with an intense headache, snotty nose & empty belly

FAIL.

Soo you know when your flippin through iTunes and you come across a really, how can i put it?

electro-ee/computerizedish song 

E.g Ellie Gouldings Starry Eyed

& your like wow i wonder what this would sound like acoustic/live?

So i checked my good friend Youtube, they got the links blooooddd

& this is what they gave me,  i can always count on trusty youtube...

WARNING

this video may cause goosebumps/erect nipples/genital discharge & naughty thoughts

ENJOY

My good friend, 188

Hey hungry hipos

hope you've all had a brillianto weekend, i certainly did

il post about my rather fun & ridiculously crazy weekend later one

Lets get down the the dirt.

INTRODUCING: The 188 Brush

This trusty little guy happens to be my best friend at the moment.

About 188:

It is a natural & synthetic blend of fibres, natural being black & synthetic, the white.

It is an applicator brush used for applying face makeup obviously,

LOL well actually no not obviously because once its your brush

you can do wtf you want with it so yeah i take that back.

ANYWHOOO

you can use it for powders, cremes or foundation.

when you look at it, first impressions are, well my first impression was...

'Its abit small for a foundation brush, ineehh'

but now having experience with bare other brushes, ive come to the conclusion

that this brush is actually the don of all brushes.

The reason being is its small & very dense.

The denser & smaller the brush, the better finish you will get.

Its amazing for applying really thick or creamy foundations such as studio sculpt.

wouldn't use it with a lighter, thinner foundation like face & body.

Creates a perfectoooo finish, id also suggest you try a 187 which is like this just bigger

or a personal favourite, 130

This is the 130 Brush

Same idea, just smaller again for more defined, detailed coverage.

Here's a pointless picture of me chewing my 130 brush, just to prove that i actually own one

& i wasn't talking a whole heap of poop about a brush i dont actually have... that would be silly.

 I don't actually have makeup on there btw

Here's me with some on after using the 188 and 130

Happy daayz!

UNDERAGE UNDERATEDD.

Hi bitches...

INTRODUCING: Mr Elliot 'DELL' Brussalis

He's a member of the Astroid boys, produces most of their tunes, his riddims are serious!!

He's Newport based & an overall nice, humble guy...

He produces Dubstep to D&B to Bassline, very very talented kid like...

THIS IS DELL.

Facebook him like... Dell's Facebook...

forgot to mention an essential detail.. the guy is only 15 fucking years of age.

15 like... & he's on par with the most respected & known producers, i reacon anyway like...

ENJOY