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FUCCKKKING AWSOME.

Fucking June BITCHES!

YO!

sorry i've neglected again...
i've been busy/lazy once again!
so what pop.
MAY WAS A BUSY MONTH.

• I lost half a stone then put it straight back on the day i found out
• I turned 20 [eyaak!]
• I got a new job [in april but i properly started in May]
• I met Skream for the first time

Before i forget

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SKREAMOS!

we love you bare like...

yeah soo May was one busy motherfucker.

JUNE.

7 weeks til Ayia Napa
Its Kyle Donnelly' & Gracie Bostons birthday today.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KYLE & GRACE!

i'm all excited because im about to get my vag waxxed, nails & hair done
for Rev's which i can't get into usually because im fucking banned

LOL

epic times ey.

Anywhooo thats all, boring little shithouse post
but i had nothing to say really
Ciao!

So we're still here then?

So the world was gunna end today if i remember correctly?
before 9:30am?
well its 10:07 right now
well was 10:07, i havent figured out how to freeze time yet but im sure til will come to me...
but yeah.

So this doesn''t interrupt the fact that i'm turn 20 in 2 days.
how crude.
20 is waste of time.
infact 20 should be taken out of the age number so you have to years of being 19

not blocking out on your date of birth, you will still accumulate gifts & money...
& hop straight to 21 where the important shit is!

Don't forget
FWD>>RINSE on the 29th
with:
JOKER
PLASTICIAN
D DOUBLE E
P MONEY

BOK BOK

N-TYPE

etc...

Tickets are £14
I HAVE THEM
HOLLA!

For what it's worth...

LISTEN.
browsing or 'surfing' the internet as you do looking at some deadout tattoo designs,
i come across my M.A.C friend's website.
Little known fact, or maybe little known to me i dunno im backwards.. but,
VICTORIA FOX

this lady

i know shes amazing.

is multi talented!
Not only can she give you the best makeover Cardiff have ever seen
but she's a brilliant illustrator with her own distinctive, funky style!

ive been itching to get a pin up done for a while now,
but the thought of a real looking pin up made me feel abit iffy as its quite boring
but then i saw our Victoria's work and was blown away!

Now she's going to design one for me that is me with my tatts, bandana & everything
cannot WAIT!

Check out her website please!
its worth it if your a tatt lover like myself.

Click underneath

FOX TOONS BY VICTORIA FOX

Enjoy

LOVE x

En Chante Doughboy & OMG...

Yaaaaw.
what pop peepths.
Yes my blog has a new look, Yes my backgrounds a dildo.
but its pink & pretty so stop hating.

Anywhooooo.
ICE CUBE BABY.
coming to the good old diff to lay some dirty south central crenshaw attitude on our arses.
SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.
but never mind that.
Have you seen his babies?

 

OMG [no pun intended]
but it was a jizz bomb waiting to vigorously explode all up the walls
CLEAN UP ON ISLE 3!

i was watching some footage from the BET awards 2010 & come across the cypher
featuring Rev Run, Ice Cube Beebeh, Diggy, Jojo, OMG & Doughboy.
if you live under a rock & have no idea who im talking about i shall explain.
Diggy & Jojo are Rev Runs kids
OMG & Doughboy are Ice Cubes kids!

If he brings his babies on tour with him, lets just say when my babies born they won't know who to call dad or uncle.. EITHER OR ting yaasssimmmeeee

One can go in & around my mouth, the other well...
lets no get too graphic.

Anywhooooo
Il leave you jizzing with the cyper video.
& remember

'FAT BITCHES NEED LOVE TOO CRAIG!'

If you know me, you will understand.

Hope Rose.

19 but look about 21
straight as a spirit level yet rumored a lesbian.
tattoo's everywhere

lily white with naps.

Adam the Bomb.

''Pyscho bitch'

iPhone

Dubstep.

double couvoisier & coke please love.

kurt geiger

lazy & fat

maaassssive jugs.

love of my life's a homosexual.

i liiiive for jersey shore

free lance makeup artist

always hungry

always hungover

broccoli

no class, bare self respect.

cinnamon bagel.

ghetto earrings

peroxide

IKEA.

violet the vagina.

BAKING

cardiff arts institute

the astroid boys.

groupie bitch

emma walters.

MAC face & body

LONDON.

vans.

family guy.

16 bulbs around my mirror.

CB4

FAT BITCHES NEED LOVE TO CRAIG.

Nandy.

constantly have ulcers

poker straight hair.

BRAINJUICE.

orange.

AYIA NAPA.

saltfish fritters.

Ellie goulding.

LS

RINSE.

EVERYBODY GET BACK, THERES GON BE BALL JUICE EVERYWAYUH.

starving.

frilly knickers.

can o full fat coca cola.

SHURRUP MEG.

P Money.

Audi.

ooope & pray.

lion with my blonde mayne

kiss your mother with that mouth?

american apparel

Nando's later?

MAC 188

nutella.
HADOUKEN!

If you know me, you'l understand. :)

It's a PAR.

Heeey bloggies..

Hows everyone doing?
enjoying the sun?

dont answer those questions because i honestly couldnt care less.

 

Whats going on then my darlings got a few things to babble on about...
to be honest im not feeling myself today, my joobies are causing me a mass amount of back pain
so if anyone fancies doing a boob reduction job the good old fashion way
with a meat cleaver, hoover, detol, thread & a needle, feel free if it will cost me nothing.

My vagina is also hemorrhaging uncontrollably as it is that time of month...
basically all of my lady problems are being condensed into one short period of time.
Thankyou god, judgement day, ive got bones to pick!

 

To be honest it's that time of year now
if you look at the averages of each year you will find that around about this time is...
PARRING SEASON.

where people take a mile when your giving them an inch.
where people ask why one to many times.
where people feel the need to stomp on the thin ice.
SHLAP.

fuck off.

So what then?!
Big weekend next week guys, reaaal big

Friday

Ive already discussed BRAINJUICE with you so im not gunna repeat myself because well, theres nothing more annoying than that is there really.

BUT
its pay day

HALLEHLUYAH!

Fuck you 'skint' & your vile ways
parring mee like you can
money has come to the rescue, so fuck off.

Pay day will be a wonderful as i have a few things i wish to purchase on that very day.
These things are:

All dope things if i say so myself

Delia would be so proud.

Saturday
Pub then to paint the town RED!
no not with my vagina you sick bastards.

With Chrissy & Broccoli.

 

Oh yeah!
Ive now got the tickets for Fwd>>Rinse...

If you wanna see cool people in action for example...

THIS GUY

or
THIS GUY

I strongly suggest you attend!
Only £14, you honestly can''t go wrong
P MONEY's there aswell guys!
hopey's gunna juuuuice him loads :)

Anywho imma leave you with a little Kano & Ghetts because i can.

ENJOY
Happy DAYS