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Hi guys.. just to let you know its what?... 3:05 on a glorious Sunday morning.

Just went out with the whole work crew for Fiona's birthday...

Ideally i should have went to Bournmouth with the Astroid boys but 

1. I had work &...
2. I need to give it rest...

for my own good like im so tired & drunk all the time, im practically a zomb & because everytime i go anywhere with team astroid, im quite oftenthe only girl so the testosterone levels are baking
thank god i not sexxyy

whatever though...

Tonight ive drank...

half a bottle of Amaretto, Half a bottle of MaliBOOM BOOM, baaaaare JD & abit of voddy...

so yeah, im bare drunk i aint gunna lie...

Went to a club id rather not mention in public, just saying the name makes me feel sticky...

but yeah, on my way out from THE shithole, i jammed my finger in the door

CLEVER CLOGS AIN I!

my finger is now to fat to fit nicely in my vagina & it feels incredibly uncomfortable but on the other hand [no pun intended] atleast il have a dry pair of knick knacks to wake up too...

So im trying to fix my finger with ice from my drink sitting in a gutter on St Mary's street.. CLASSY

and a couple feds walk over like 'You alright love'

i was like ''YEAH IM FINE KMT'.. then the POO-lees officar was like 'obviously not, whats wrong'

so i told him that i have jammed my finger in the door & i couldnt cope...

He had the fucking audasity to say

''DO I LOOK LIKE A DOCTOR''

YOU SILLY CUNT.

there would have been a huge physical & someone would end up in tears.. cunts.

but yeah heres my very broken finger i think... LOL

HA the drunkness of this picture is impeccable.