It's a PAR.

Heeey bloggies..

Hows everyone doing?
enjoying the sun?

dont answer those questions because i honestly couldnt care less.

 

Whats going on then my darlings got a few things to babble on about...
to be honest im not feeling myself today, my joobies are causing me a mass amount of back pain
so if anyone fancies doing a boob reduction job the good old fashion way
with a meat cleaver, hoover, detol, thread & a needle, feel free if it will cost me nothing.

My vagina is also hemorrhaging uncontrollably as it is that time of month...
basically all of my lady problems are being condensed into one short period of time.
Thankyou god, judgement day, ive got bones to pick!

 

To be honest it's that time of year now
if you look at the averages of each year you will find that around about this time is...
PARRING SEASON.

where people take a mile when your giving them an inch.
where people ask why one to many times.
where people feel the need to stomp on the thin ice.
SHLAP.

fuck off.

So what then?!
Big weekend next week guys, reaaal big

Friday

Ive already discussed BRAINJUICE with you so im not gunna repeat myself because well, theres nothing more annoying than that is there really.

BUT
its pay day

HALLEHLUYAH!

Fuck you 'skint' & your vile ways
parring mee like you can
money has come to the rescue, so fuck off.

Pay day will be a wonderful as i have a few things i wish to purchase on that very day.
These things are:

All dope things if i say so myself

Delia would be so proud.

Saturday
Pub then to paint the town RED!
no not with my vagina you sick bastards.

With Chrissy & Broccoli.

 

Oh yeah!
Ive now got the tickets for Fwd>>Rinse...

If you wanna see cool people in action for example...

THIS GUY

or
THIS GUY

I strongly suggest you attend!
Only £14, you honestly can''t go wrong
P MONEY's there aswell guys!
hopey's gunna juuuuice him loads :)

Anywho imma leave you with a little Kano & Ghetts because i can.

ENJOY
Happy DAYS